Friday, February 20, 2009

I can't and I shant.




That, my friends, is a vegetarian calzone from Same Old Place in JP. Holy hell. It came in a large pizza box with a pint-sized container of marinara. I stuffed my face as much as possible in one sitting, but it took me four days to finish that sucker. Is it wrong that I'm not terribly worried about my cholesterol? (It should be noted that mozilla suggested "molester" as one of the words I was trying to spell when I misspelled cholesterol the first time.) Let's use both words in a sentence: My arteries are being molested by the extreme amount of cholesterol in this calzone. It hurts so good.

2 comments:

  1. thank you for making me laugh so hard. i needed it. i think thurs-fri (fridays. FRIDAAAYYSS) working-earlier-than-the-other-days-of-the-week hours are making me go bananas.

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  2. Well the pic definitely looks tempting and my mouth watered. Well frankly I could finish it in 2 days for sure. You took a little too longer. Your post was hilarious.

    r4i

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